Now i did write an esay on the reasons why this would be a bad idea but GOD DAMN IT I WOULD TAPE THAT PHONE CALL
i know teachers who wished they never met her... but to give you a hand eve... o foolish eve... here is a list of do's and dont when talking to my mum...
She is never wrong. you cant tell her she it it makes it worse and she will then ignore you.
Dont make the mistake of mentioning your last name and birthday because he thinks they make a difference to your personality. she will write you off in the snap of a finger.
Dont mention your star sign.
Dont mention politics
Dont mention your hobbies.
Dont mention your colour
Dont tell her she has to do somthing.
Don't.... well i dont want to make this a boring phone call i do want to have some fun when you call... and by fun i mean when she rings you back to lecture you ...
Your already sunk on gender so haha this will be fun.
Hair colour, skin colour, favourate colur the contry your from, the contry you may think about moving to or holidaying at.
Any vices...
oh you arnt the first to threaten to ring my mum lol...
now ill give you one last chance to take that back then ill pm my number to ya...
And one last point yes after a certain length of time if ya phase out ui wouldn't because she will as you the most retarded things to see if your paying attention... and if you do get mad remember theres fuck all ya can do because once she starts talking there is no stopping her.. i have known her phone people back just to finish her sentance.... she loves the last word... i think that about covers the introduction to what yu may be able to expect
