DEW slips on ski-mask and sneeks up to the front door.....looks around ....coast is clear.....JERKS OPEN THE FRONT DOOR AND YELLS......YOU BUNCHA LOSER'S......slams door and RUNS LIKE HELL.....ooohhhh look a brown paper bag..

NOW...i had a ski mask on...and i wore camoflauge.....so....when i come back next week.....NO having the bouncers beat me down and sticking my head in the toilet....THIS TIME I"LL DUNK MYSELF.

OHHH also i vote on a name change....loser's lounge is so.....i dont know....DEGRADING....i vote on....the one's who got beat by the shitty'r chop's lounge....sorta makes us look like we were robbed....and when i say we....i mean...YA'LL....and when i say ya'll.....i mean....the one's here...and when i say..ughhh ..YES...i drink before going to the bar....IS THAT A CRIME.

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Ohh doo-dooo
Such a drunk monkey:.

MAN, she was alot prettier at closing time than this morning....i had to chew my arm off just to get away without waking her. Went to bed with BO DERICK...woke up with BO DIDDLY......See what kinda shit ya'll get me into when i drink. With friends like ya'll...who needs enemys. I did wear a condom....the box said RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE...so i thought.....hey...i'll turn it inside out. I mean, i bought the thing....should i not be the one getting the pleasure? I'll be back in a few days for the DUNKING's

umm...my glass is empty..where's the bartender? wait ..... where is everyone else????

Hi Lrossa,

Everyone's in the back room playing billiards with the wasp brothers.
We got dart boards....foozeball tables...all sorts of things to play and have fun

-db

and dwarf tossing out in the beer garden...no anfa that does not mean the gardens made of beer,,,just means ya can drink beer in the garden...oh and toss a dwarf or three...

a game of pool anyone?

Oi that tables on a bloody angle ya bugger

are ya sure its the table and not you Mr. Blue??? you have knocked back quite a few already!

the way i see it...

sorry for taking yer seat, Splodge...leaving now

The way I see it...

Splodge, is it OK if I stay in your seat mate? I don't think I can get up!

it's ok. i went home already

I see it like this

Anfa the band want a word with ya...some thing about the tuba player and mens room are at two different ends of the lounge?????

Blue...are you hanging upside down from the ceiling again...or did the midgets string you up there?

I come from the land downunder...and my midget minions would never dare to do that to me...there scared of heights